Best Mad Scientists Forever Episode 1 Transcript
PLACE: Bus stop
TIME: After school
A SCHOOL BUS pulls away as ELYISON walks towards her apartment.
(Cell phone chimes)
(ELYISON pulls out her phone and reads a message)
EIMA: Hey, where are you? Everyone’s waiting. See you.
ELYISON: *puts away her phone and sprints faster towards her home*
CUT TO KWAYNE FAMILY’S APPARTMENT
EIMA PACES ANXIOUSLY BACK AND FORTH IN FRONT OF THE STAIRS AS SHEATH AND AEMBERE SIT ON THE STEPS
EIMA: *in shock* There you are, already! Where have you been?
ELYISON: *confused* O-on the bus…
EIMA: Oh, that’s right *turns to Aembere* Thanks a lot Aembere you got me worked up for nothing!
AEMBERE: I can’t help thinking she got eaten by a bear!
ELYISON: There aren’t even bears around here! This is the suburbs!
AEMBERE: Well, have you heard about those random bears that go into neighborhoods. THAT could have happened.
ELYISON: It’s more likely I get struck by lightning than that happening.
AEMBERE: Don’t say that!
EIMA in the background is nagging SHEATH half-to-death
EIMA: All I’m asking you is to fix your collar, is that too much to ask?
SHEATH: Yes! What do you think I am- *changes voices to a higher pitch* Fabuloso Argentino?
ELYISON: Uhh… can everyone just put their heads back on and listen for a moment?
EIMA stops nagging SHEATH and AEMBERE stops listing off different occasions with bear incidents
HEMILY enters in through the group
HEMILY: I’m here now. Your lives just got better.
ELYISON: Welcome, Hemily we all were so empty without you here.
HEMILY: *flips hair* I don’t doubt it.
EIMA: *crosses arms* Can we just let her start?
ELYISON: Thank you, Eima. Anyways, you four that are gathered here today-
AEMBERE: *frantic* WAIT! Are we getting married?!
ELYISON: What?! No!
SHEATH: C’mon Aembere, let the lovely lady talk.
ELYISON: *sighs exasperatingly* I have come to see that we all enhance the properties of a good team for the assignment.
SHEATH: What assignment?
ELYISON: We’re going to cure ourselves and others.
ALL except for ELYISON gasp
EIMA: That’s not possible! You can treat them but not cure them!
ELYISON: It is possible when we’re together.
HEMILY: How do you even plan on carrying this out?
SHEATH: Yeah, we’re not doctors or anything.
ELYISON: *sly smirk* Not quite.
AEMBERE: Somehow that smirk scares me…
SHEATH: Everything scares you.
AEMBERE: Does not!
SHEATH: FLYING COW!
AEMBERE: *screams* Where?!
SHEATH and HEMILY laugh
ELYISON: We may not be doctors but we can be *turns around and pulls out goggles and a lab-coat out of nowhere* SCIENTISTS!
EIMA: Where’d you get the-
HEMILY: Oh! I’ll look so awesome in one of those! Quick, where’s a camera?
AEMBERE: Doesn’t white attract fleas!?
SHEATH: Yee would know that. *in a pirate voice*
AEMBERE: … *seemingly scared* I liked Fabuloso Argentino better.
ELYISON: Don’t worry I’ve got one for everyone with a tie too! *ridiculous smile*
AEMBERE: But what about the-
ELYISON: We’re gonna be indoors, Aembere.