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Best Mad Scientists Forever Episode 1 Transcript

PLACE: Bus stop

TIME: After school

A SCHOOL BUS pulls away as ELYISON walks towards her apartment.

(Cell phone chimes)

(ELYISON pulls out her phone and reads a message)

EIMA: Hey, where are you? Everyone’s waiting. See you.

ELYISON: *puts away her phone and sprints faster towards her home*

CUT TO KWAYNE FAMILY’S APPARTMENT

EIMA PACES ANXIOUSLY BACK AND FORTH IN FRONT OF THE STAIRS AS SHEATH AND AEMBERE SIT ON THE STEPS

ELYISON ENTERS

EIMA: *in shock* There you are, already! Where have you been?

ELYISON: *confused* O-on the bus…

EIMA: Oh, that’s right *turns to Aembere* Thanks a lot Aembere you got me worked up for nothing!

AEMBERE: I can’t help thinking she got eaten by a bear!

ELYISON: There aren’t even bears around here! This is the suburbs!

AEMBERE: Well, have you heard about those random bears that go into neighborhoods. THAT could have happened.

ELYISON: It’s more likely I get struck by lightning than that happening.

AEMBERE: Don’t say that!

EIMA in the background is nagging SHEATH half-to-death

EIMA: All I’m asking you is to fix your collar, is that too much to ask?

SHEATH: Yes! What do you think I am- *changes voices to a higher pitch* Fabuloso Argentino?

ELYISON: Uhh… can everyone just put their heads back on and listen for a moment?

EIMA stops nagging SHEATH and AEMBERE stops listing off different occasions with bear incidents

HEMILY enters in through the group

HEMILY: I’m here now. Your lives just got better.

ELYISON:  Welcome, Hemily we all were so empty without you here.

HEMILY: *flips hair* I don’t doubt it.

EIMA: *crosses arms* Can we just let her start?

ELYISON: Thank you, Eima. Anyways, you four that are gathered here today-

AEMBERE: *frantic* WAIT! Are we getting married?!

ELYISON: What?! No!

SHEATH: C’mon Aembere, let the lovely lady talk.

ELYISON: *sighs exasperatingly* I have come to see that we all enhance the properties of a good team for the assignment.

SHEATH: What assignment?

ELYISON: We’re going to cure ourselves and others.

ALL except for ELYISON gasp

EIMA: That’s not possible! You can treat them but not cure them!

ELYISON: It is possible when we’re together.

HEMILY: How do you even plan on carrying this out?

SHEATH: Yeah, we’re not doctors or anything.

ELYISON: *sly smirk* Not quite.

AEMBERE: Somehow that smirk scares me…

SHEATH: Everything scares you.

AEMBERE: Does not!

SHEATH: FLYING COW!

AEMBERE: *screams* Where?!

SHEATH and HEMILY laugh

ELYISON: We may not be doctors but we can be *turns around and pulls out goggles and a lab-coat out of nowhere* SCIENTISTS!

EIMA: Where’d you get the-

HEMILY: Oh! I’ll look so awesome in one of those! Quick, where’s a camera?

AEMBERE: Doesn’t white attract fleas!?

SHEATH: Yee would know that. *in a pirate voice*

AEMBERE: … *seemingly scared* I liked Fabuloso Argentino better.

ELYISON: Don’t worry I’ve got one for everyone with a tie too! *ridiculous smile*

AEMBERE: But what about the-

ELYISON: We’re gonna be indoors, Aembere. 

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